I received this in an e-mail from a friend and thought I'd share! Enjoy!


For my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't....

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!!

Have a glass on me!

Hello everyone!! I had promised some of you a "tour" through our new home once we've moved in and "sorta" got things figured out!

So join me in a "walk-about"! Here goes!

First of all, this is the outside of our home..

So let's go to the front door!

When we first enter, you see different levels...let's check out the upstairs first!
And when we look left, our front sunken living area.. , then the dining room.. then the kitchen, to the back sunken living room To the patio doors outside to the Hot Tub! Wish you were here with us And of course part of the backyard (Can't wait until next year to plant some beautiful flowers!!)
Off the kitchen we have 3 bedrooms, bathroom and a beautiful masterbedroom with a three peice private bathroom! Love it! Here's a photo from the masterbedroom to the kitchen
And of course the basement. We have a cold room (to keep food and of course the wine cool! ) and huge storage room and an extremely large rec room and There's a hall from here to the boy's rooms and the.... Jaccuzzi Tub! This will come in handy when it's too darn cold to use the Hot Tub!

So there you have it! We are so happy here! The room we have is absolutely wonderful! And it sure beats my little 2 bedroom apartment. It does seem to take 10x longer to clean, but well worth it! Next Spring will be even better, I have a garden area in the backyard and 6 different flower bed areas. I can't wait to fill them up with beautiful flowers, veggies, and perennials! I'm soooo very

Thank you for coming on a tour with me into our new home!!

Lots of and to everyone!!

Wanda

Hello!! I'm so happy to be back!! How I've missed all of you! And I'm sooo terribly sorry for being gone for sooo very long...

Alot has happened in my life these past 2 months!

1. Finally packed and moved my belongings into our new home!
2. Then the unpacking!
3. Then helping William with his previous home and trying to sell it - Yes, it finally sold!
4. Helping him with the move into our new home.
5. And trying to find places to put both of our belongings; and purging the things we both didn't need anymore.
6. Still have a few things to find homes for...
7. Then on holidays for three weeks - needed it after all that work!
8. Then getting my internet up and running - finally!!
9. Then getting my computer fixed - the moving guys accidently dropped my tower and rattled a few things inside... They DID pay for the repairs.
10. Now I'm at home sick with the "West Nile" virus - darn mosquitoes!! Probably got bit on holidays at the lake... darn!

As you can see - I've been very busy! I almosted when I was finally able to go on-line and see what's been happening on dA! I almost have 2,000 deviations to go through (please forgive me if I fave and run! I'll never be able to get caught up otherwise!) And close to 400 messages! Yicks! I will get to them slowly - but please be patient with me - this is sooo overwhelming!

As a note: I would love to thank everyone for their kindness, features and words of concern from the bottom of my heart! You are all the best friends a girl could ask for!

Until later - hope you all have had a wonderful summer!

Lots of 's and es!!

Wanda

Who ever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box?


I've been using aluminum foil for more years than I care to remember. Great stuff, but sometimes it can be a pain. You know, like when you are in the middle of doing something and you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.


Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, "Press here to lock end". Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can't count the number of times the Saran warp roll has jumped out when I was trying to cover something up.

I checked the foil boxes in my cupboard and the generic box of foil did have a perforated area to push in, but it did not explain what the perforations were for. One box didn't have any perforations or lock of any sort ( guess I shouldn't have bought the really cheap brand!)


I'm sharing this with my friends that did not know this. If you all ready know this, Please don't comment and and make me feel dumber than I already feel. If you didn't know this, let me know so I won't feel so dumb. I hope I'm not the only person that didn't know about this.

I received these in an e-mail and thought I would share... something to think about!!


Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in" . . But it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway .

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wile E . Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?